dorward David Dorward

• Saturday, 24 May 2008

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  While we come joint last.

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  And Russia wins.

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  The Russian present has quite an outfit on. Well. Three thirds of three different outfits.

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  The Swedish presenter has been taking drinking lessons from Wogan. He hasn't mastered "Speaking while drunk" yet.

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  The Swiss have given German points! We're joint bottom with them and Poland!

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  Ireland gave us points! We're in double figures! We're beating Germany!

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  You owe us political voting!

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  Nooooooooooo! Not Sweden!

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  Come on Malta - give us the 12, come on!

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  Stop voting for her Europe.

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  The lead Greek singer is "acting" overjoyed ... she can't act, it looks dreadful.

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  I wonder if the French will vote for us? ah ha. ha ha ha ha ha.

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  At least we are still beating Poland. We're not last. ... for now.

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  We're losing to the Germans. They were awful. We were bad, but they were much much worse.

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  What are Bulgaria going to say? Oh my GOD! Germany get 12 points?! Where does that come from? Diebold voting machines?

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  Only Germany still have no points.

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  Latvia is missing their sound. Whoops!

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  We have points! Actual points! From San Marino! Thank-you San Marino, we love you!

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  Not even Belgium votes for us.

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  Three countries left with 0 points. The UK is one of them. I'm shocked and horrified. Really I am. OK OK. I'm lying, it is entirely expected

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